I early on during this series came to realise that if I posted a CBB blog each or every other day - I'd be doing about 200 per day!
So much happens in the space of 24 hours in this mad house!
While that's been great viewing, I can imagine the housemates are at the end of their tethers.
Friday saw Alicia leave the house, and I hate to join the bandwagon, but she won't be missed. In fact, it's only been two days and most have forgotten that she was ever there. No because of anything negative about her being, but simply because the housemates that are still in have given us even more treats (or tricks) for our entertainment.
The hacker task, which we saw on screen last night was one of my favourites EVER! It caused the right mix of laughter and drama.
Just seeing Perez's face when he realised that the great British public had not only called him two-faced, but unhygienic, too, was fab! And Katie Hopkins sprinted dance around the living area in glee at this news was even fabber... If 'fabber' were to be a word!
People inside and outside the house are speculating on a Calum/Cami romance, but I don't see it. I think it's just a friendship, definitely on Bestie's part. I'm changing my mind constantly over Cami, but I don't think she flirts with Calum in a meaningful way, it's probably just housemate banter... So, it looks like this is the first CBB in years without a romance! Unless they suddenly chuck Dane Bowers in there... Pricey's torch for him still seems to be shining (and she'd love to get her own back on the cheating hubby, even if it is just a flirt here or there, I'm sure!)
Moving on to today, though - and it's the Brother of all twists... Remember Marcus saying about a shock 'walk-out' at the end of the credits rolling on last night's show? Well, that walk-out, as already revealed in the news, is Perez. But. before you all celebrate in excitement over never EVER seeing those butt-cheeks again, it's all a set-up, fake, task...
Big Brother asked Perez to stage a fake walk-out, and moved him into secret living quarters where he will have an influence over the goings on in the house.
Big Brother told the house:
"Earlier today, Perez made the decision to leave the house and he will not be returning."
Nadia apparently remained expressionless when hearing the news, while Kavana said: "Wow I never thought I'd see that!"
Perez was excited to see his new living arrangements (hopefully there was no naked dancing!), and rushed straight to the headphones to hear the reactions of him leaving the house. (And boost his ego, which probably ended up flat, as I can imagine housemates celebrating in his wake!)
I'm not sure f I'm right in saying so, but Big Brother seems to be favouring Perez here... Sure, I think he's probably the best person for this job, task and entertainment-wise and it will give the whole house a break from his tiring antics, but as soon as he steps back in, all hell will break loose. He already thinks producers of the show love him, and this is sure to only feed that thought.
See how this task goes on during tonight's show at 9pm on Channel 5.
Meanwhile, here are my newest thoughts on our remaining celebrities:
Calum Best:
I'm like a broken record with Bestie. And no, I don't care! I'm still #TeamCalum and even though Perez and Alicia both said that he's 'boring', I disagree. When he has his airtime, he's opinionated, in a fair way and gives as good as what's thrown at him. As I said last week, I've always known Bestie to be a charming, lovely guy. And that's what he is... If he wins, I'll be a happy girl.
Cam Li:I saw some tweets last night, calling her scary? Did I miss something?
Cami is still a firecracker, and her comments at Perez are funny, but she's no Katie Hopkins. If she left, I wouldn't miss her presence as a viewer, but she doesn't overly irritate me, either. I think she might be one of the next couple of housemates to go, because she's not got enough to make people save her.
Katie Hopkins:
CBB Katie, I like you. I'm happy admitting that now... Real-life Katie Hopkins, we'd probably clash, as I don't agree with almost anything you've ever said out here in the real world, but, who knows... I guess I'd have to meet you to make an assumption!
Her winding up of Perez had me laughing and it's no more than he deserves. When he was blowing kisses directly in her face, she did good to not respond.
I think she'll be in the final, and do you know what, if she won - I wouldn't mind so much... as long as it wasn't Bestie she was beating!!
Katie Price:
Pricey hasn't stopped talking about her exes and sex - granted this may be 'her'. but wowza. She, and those close to her, will say I'm wrong, but I think Katie has issues, and a lot of them. In my opinion, she hasn't fully forgiven her husband for his infidelities and has taken him back because she has two young babies with him and doesn't want to be a single mum, again. She probably also hasn't ever gotten over some of her other exes, apart from Alex Reid, who I think she's definitely over!
Talking about her as a CBB housemate, though, she seems fair and wants to just keep the peace. No dramas, as people thought there would be, because I don't think she actually likes them. Pricey likes attention, but I don't think she enjoys the surrounding drama that comes with them. She will probably make it to the last week, but I'm not sure of where she'll come.
Kavana:
Kav got the short straw during the hacked task, when Perez, Nadia and Cami picked him as untrustworthy, and a couple of other not so nice things. He's not untrustworthy, and I actually think that he's quite a genuine guy, but he does let himself down after too many drinks, and the side we saw of hm against Keith wasn't too nice...
He probably won't go yet, as I'd be surprised if he was put up for eviction - he seems a nice enough lad, so good luck to him.
Keith Chegwin:
There's not much different I can say about Cheggers. He is what he is and everyone likes him! I felt so sorry for him when a drunk Kav was giving him a hard time. Keith just wants to help people and help people he will do. He may just come in third - but I don't think he'll win.
Michelle Visage:
I want to be her friend! She's gutsy and loyal - tells you what she thinks, without fear of upsetting you. And she doesn't upset, because she does it in such a genuine and nice way.
I like her friendship with Katie - especially as Katie assumed that she wouldn't like Michelle!
I still think she will make the end of the show.
Nadia Sawalha:
What has happened to Nadia? What Katie said about her treating Perez and letting him off like she would her child is absolutely spot on.
Nadia said that she likes Perez's company, but I don't buy it.
I think she dislikes Katie H so much that she would do anything to go against whatever Katie likes and go for whatever Katie hates.
Even the Loose Women wanted her out, so that they could have the Nadia they know and love back. This one's obviously a stranger to all who know her...
Patsy Kensit:
I look at Patsy and think 'bless her'. She looks tired half the time, and scared the other half of the time!
I'm not sure if it's just her but she has a permanently worried expression.
I wish we could see more of the Patsy who went in on launch night, because I thought she'd be a hoot. I'm not sure what it is, but something in there is holding her back and making her a kind-of recluse...
Perez Hilton:Because I dislike the way Perez is constantly looking for any form of attention, I'm gong to do what I would do if I were in the CBB house. And pretend he's not there, for this part. Perez, who?
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